Sometimes I don't give my parents enough credit.  I was talking to my mom last night and asked her who she, my dad, and my brother would be voting for today (they're all registered Republicans in Missouri).  Her response was "Romney!"  If she was a teenager, the tone of voice that she answered in would have included a "duh!" at the end.  So yay for ( Read more... )

A few nights ago I dreamed I was running for President 20 years in the future.  Running against me was John McCain, who was still alive and still trying to get elected.

Last night I dreamt I traveled back in time to assassinate the inventor of political correctness.

That's what I get for reading "An Inconvenient Book" right before bed, I guess.